Fat-Lifeguard

Age/Gender: 20, Male
Job: Lifeguard

Don't make fun of kids who watch anime. They are way cooler than you are.

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Score: 10
Crunchdown

"Seem to Be Having a Controls Problem"

submission: Crunchdown
date: October 13, 2008

This game looks fantastic, but I haven't been able to play it because the only control that works for me is pausing. Has this glitch occurred before and what is the solution? I'd really like to play this game, seeing as it looks like you put some serious time, effort, and skill into it.

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Score: 9
Stalingrad Winters

"Bound for Front Page"

submission: Stalingrad Winters
date: June 8, 2008

Very good. One thing that I thought was a little weird was that when soldier die, the grenades that they threw despawn. Other than that, I find no fault with this game.

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Score: 5
Weapon Name Generator (F)

"Interesting Tool"

date: May 24, 2008

It will probably get blammed, but who knows. It's not super duper useful, I mean, I think a lot of people can come up with these names on their own.

A possible addition for prefixes would be "Unholy".

May 24, 2008

Author's Response:

Done, it'll be in the next release.

People can come up with over 20,000 names out of their own heads? I know I'd have trouble doing that. And yes, it probably will get blammed. I'm just placing my faith in the people of Newgrounds.

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Score: 9
Random Animation #027

"The Title is Very Misleading"

date: April 16, 2007

People usually blam pieces with titles like Random Animation #xx, and I was about to blam this one, but that was really good! You might want to consider changing the name just to ensure that people watch the movie, but otherwise, I wouldn't change a thing. The voices were wonderfully suited to the characters, the graphics were simple yet elegant and well suited to the theme, and the humor was great!

Kudos to you. I would expect this to get front page methinks.

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Score: 10
Akira the Don - Hypocrite

"Holy Mother of God..."

date: February 28, 2007

That was incredible beyond words. I'm going to be watching this flash over and over for days. It is on the top of my favorites list.

Author's Response:

Thanks

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Score: 10
Xombie: Chapter 8

"Fantastic"

submission: Xombie: Chapter 8
date: October 15, 2006

That was amazing. The artwork, as always, was stunning. I love how you work story elements in using the dialogue of those big suited guys. I nearly fell off of my seat in anguish at the end though. It seemed shorter than the others. My chief complaint is with the lip syncing. I think that there was a little bit too much teeth when the woman was talking, and not enough of the tongue and stuff. I'm sorry that I can't recall all the characters' names, it has been a while since I've watched the other chapters. I think I'll fix that right now!

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Score: 7
Fallen Heroes 2 Trailer

"Looks like a fantastic game..."

date: October 9, 2006

It looks like it will be a fantastic game but please put trailers and the like in the alphas section.

Author's Response:

the what?

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Score: 10
Mother of all Blams

"Best Thing I've Seen All Day"

date: October 9, 2006

Wow. That was amazing. I bust a gut when I saw all the .swf's lined up in salute. Fantastic work. It's going on my favorites.

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Score: 7
Tom Interrupted

"Not Bad"

submission: Tom Interrupted
date: September 23, 2006

Only a limited number of users actually know anything about the site, so you've got a limited audience here, that happens to include me. I thought it was pretty funny, not uproariously though.

Author's Response:

Even someone who has never been to NG can appreciate a good Cock.... joke that is! (cock joke)

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Score: 10
( ellipsis )

"Really Awesome."

submission: ( ellipsis )
date: September 20, 2006

I got to the last wave on my first try, but died. : (

Everything about this game was really awesome. Was your particle engine based on API drawing or was it a bunch of movieclips with onEnterFrame functions? You might be able to shave off processing time by doing it API next time.

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